And for a moment it was great, living on top of the world like that. Everyone chanting your name, smiles forming on people's faces whenever you walk by, having their eyes light up every time they see your image... Such a fantastic feeling it was; failing, falling from grace seemed impossible. I was the unsinkable ship, people looked up to me. People loved me. Saving the day was my job, using my various weapons to triumph over any evil that threatened Chase, the city in which I lived. Other heroes certainly existed, but I was the best of the best. They wanted to be me, they all wanted to reach the peak I had climbed onto.
Business was easy.
Once upon a time, there was Stan. Stan is a tentacled-blob monster. People always discriminated against him because he loved strangling and rape---
"Now, hold on! Im above stuff like that! Whos writing this?!
Here; let me tell you the REAL STORY.
It all began on the magical planet of Rapya
I was born to Lucifer and Lilith Sloshenstein a long, long time ago. My name was actually going to be Satan, by the way, but there was a typo on my birth certificate. Shame; Stan isnt as threatening of a name. Anyways, Pops was a tentacle monster and Mom was a blob monster. They got drunk one night and I happened. But that
Everything was in perfect alignment. Every doll was in its place, every shelf was perfectly straight. Pleased with myself, I returned to my desk up front, and began straightening the scattered papers on top. Most of them were old pages that I had to remove from the clipboard in order to make room for new purchases, but regardless of their age, I could never find the heart to throw them away. After I finished that, I glanced over at the clock, which hung above the entrance. Exactly 6:00 AM, which means I had exactly one hour until the shop opened. Until then, Id have to deal with boredom. I leaned back in that amazing swivel chair of mi
Let's Take Over Entirety by FranisMona, literature
Literature
Let's Take Over Entirety
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da da da-da da da-daaaaaaaaaaaa
Stan tapped his tentacles on the wall in an irritated fashion, having half a mind to somehow magically tentacle rape the elevator, which would then proceed to have mercy on his ears well, if he had ears. Gigantic tentacle-blob monsters dont naturally have ears. Underneath his spite, he was contemplating the meaning and purpose of elevator music. Why, oh why was it so irritating? Why did the holy inventers of elevator music intend on ear-raping the masses? God soon took mercy upon Stans soul as the elevator finally reached the bottom floor, t
so once upon a time i was all by FranisMona, literature
Literature
so once upon a time i was all
so once upon a time I was all like yo what up links and links was like meow and I was like dats trippin dawg and links was like meow and I was all like oh sorry youre a cat not a dawg and links was like meow and rocky was like yo what up dawgz and links was like meow and rocky was like oh yeah woof and then merlin was like Im fat and f1 was like beep and mother earth was like ow global warming and the office logo was like im shiny and dot was like imma dot
And for a moment it was great, living on top of the world like that. Everyone chanting your name, smiles forming on people's faces whenever you walk by, having their eyes light up every time they see your image... Such a fantastic feeling it was; failing, falling from grace seemed impossible. I was the unsinkable ship, people looked up to me. People loved me. Saving the day was my job, using my various weapons to triumph over any evil that threatened Chase, the city in which I lived. Other heroes certainly existed, but I was the best of the best. They wanted to be me, they all wanted to reach the peak I had climbed onto.
Business was easy.
Once upon a time, there was Stan. Stan is a tentacled-blob monster. People always discriminated against him because he loved strangling and rape---
"Now, hold on! Im above stuff like that! Whos writing this?!
Here; let me tell you the REAL STORY.
It all began on the magical planet of Rapya
I was born to Lucifer and Lilith Sloshenstein a long, long time ago. My name was actually going to be Satan, by the way, but there was a typo on my birth certificate. Shame; Stan isnt as threatening of a name. Anyways, Pops was a tentacle monster and Mom was a blob monster. They got drunk one night and I happened. But that
Everything was in perfect alignment. Every doll was in its place, every shelf was perfectly straight. Pleased with myself, I returned to my desk up front, and began straightening the scattered papers on top. Most of them were old pages that I had to remove from the clipboard in order to make room for new purchases, but regardless of their age, I could never find the heart to throw them away. After I finished that, I glanced over at the clock, which hung above the entrance. Exactly 6:00 AM, which means I had exactly one hour until the shop opened. Until then, Id have to deal with boredom. I leaned back in that amazing swivel chair of mi
Let's Take Over Entirety by FranisMona, literature
Literature
Let's Take Over Entirety
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da da da-da da da-daaaaaaaaaaaa
Stan tapped his tentacles on the wall in an irritated fashion, having half a mind to somehow magically tentacle rape the elevator, which would then proceed to have mercy on his ears well, if he had ears. Gigantic tentacle-blob monsters dont naturally have ears. Underneath his spite, he was contemplating the meaning and purpose of elevator music. Why, oh why was it so irritating? Why did the holy inventers of elevator music intend on ear-raping the masses? God soon took mercy upon Stans soul as the elevator finally reached the bottom floor, t
so once upon a time i was all by FranisMona, literature
Literature
so once upon a time i was all
so once upon a time I was all like yo what up links and links was like meow and I was like dats trippin dawg and links was like meow and I was all like oh sorry youre a cat not a dawg and links was like meow and rocky was like yo what up dawgz and links was like meow and rocky was like oh yeah woof and then merlin was like Im fat and f1 was like beep and mother earth was like ow global warming and the office logo was like im shiny and dot was like imma dot
Current Residence: The state with cows and waterparks. deviantWEAR sizing preference: fat Print preference: extra fat Favourite genre of music: I'll listen to almost anything...I do like jazz, though. Favourite photographer: Francis. Have you SEEN those schweet butterfly pics? Favourite style of art: Again, no preference. Operating System: XP. I'm so not-unique. )': MP3 player of choice: Too poor for MP3 players...I mean, too COOL! Shell of choice: Smooth ones with pretty patterns! Wallpaper of choice: The default selection that comes with XP. Skin of choice: Healthy skin lolol so funny Favourite cartoon character: Flapjack Personal Quote: "Jolly fun times."
Favourite Visual Artist
You. (:
Favourite Movies
I'll always have a soft spot for The Aristocats...
am not suicidal today because it is all good now
so yeah
um
hi i guess
i doodle stuff and write stuff but i never put things up here
mainly because the doodles are lame and i rarely finish my stories
there now this journal is related to this website somehow
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee